Peace out, home scouts. I’m ditching this joint. Too much hate. Too much past. Too much time I’ve put into the waste bin. Later.
'I do believe the worst is behind us' says Bilbo as he stares into the distance at a mountain inhabited by a fucking dragon
"MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe"
"Tina Belcher’s sexual desires are weird. They’re weird and more than a little off-putting and not meant to be particularly palatable for the average straight male viewer. And it is glorious to watch. The show makes you recognize her desires as a young woman and the possibly that other girls feel the same way. Tina’s budding sexuality might be an exaggerated view of how a lot of teenage girls feel as they grow up, but there are girls out there that relate to Tina and it’s a point of view that rarely gets told. And when it is, it’s almost always bent to fit how men want girls to express their sexuality. But Tina’s sexual desires aren’t there to titillate the audience. They’re there because they’re a part of her."
ok uhm when i first glanced at this i wa slike “oh ha ha” because i thought it was some kind of… ok well just look
fun fact: sharks rarely attack humans! we’re not a proper food source for them and overall they only tend to bite us cuz they thought we were fish
But underwater surfing skeletons are another thing.
THEY WILL MESS YOU UP.
underwater surfing skeletons. the true downfall of man