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thatnerdyguycaleb:

imagineerinthetardis:

louderdecibelle:

koizumim:

really though

if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function

why arent they that distracting to lesbians

and at that point

why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes

I really want some guys to confirm this

I’m a guy and it’s 10000% bullshit

carworu:

true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes

"We didn’t give women the right to vote (in the U.S.) until 1920. …That means American Democracy is 94 years old. There are three people in my building older than American democracy. Women have had a rough time. It was so okay to beat your wife until so recently, that today we have a kind of shirt named after it. There’s a piece of clothing in our culture affectionately nicknamed after beating the crap out of your wife, and for some reason this is offensive to nobody."
Louis CK monologue (via sonnyjohnson)

leupagus:

itsxandy:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sevenpoints:

HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF

I actually found this pretty depressing because when Happy asks her if she’s boxed before, she looks so proud of herself when she says she has, and then he just kind of demeans her response by suggesting that she wasn’t a real boxer, and you see her face just drop

Natasha Romanoff: professional to an extent.

She’s professional the whole way through — Happy is the one who isn’t just stupefyingly unprofessional but vicious in his attempt to punch her when her back was turned.

Literally. He tried to punch a woman he’d just met, before she’d gotten any gloves, before he’d explained anything else to her.  Fuck anybody who thinks that Natasha’s treatment of him (which is so obviously instinct and training, not a desire to humiliate him, unlike his violence toward her) is unprofessional.

passionat3ly:

Mild Sexual / Love Blog

galaxyspeaking:

So I went to the zoo last week end, and I spent quite a lot of time studying monkeys and apes. I must say that I did not expect to be as fascinated as I was, but the chimpanzees body language and general behavior was quite interesting to say the least.

There was this bonobo mother, holding her child just like a human would, and she was stroking its hair. Another one - a male I think-, just stared at me, not through me, and it gave me goosebumps.

But the thing that really got to me was this little human child, looking at a young bonobo, who was also staring at him, from the other side of the glass. The child didn’t move, didn’t say a thing, for a few minutes. And then he put his hand on the glass, and the bonobo mirrored him. Everyone was in awe, and as I mentally cursed the fact I didn’t have any camera or notebook to draw the scene, I was moved.

I remember thinking about how bonobos share 98% of their genome with us human beings. And then it hit me. 2%. That’s what was separating the human child from the bonobo. 2% and they could have swapped places .

eatpizzas:

hey
hey juliet
get ur head in the game

eatpizzas:

hey

hey juliet

get ur head in the game

hecklerandkoch:

i wanna wear cute outfits with tons of lace and pretty things but i also wanna be really hardcore and wear a ton of black but mostly i just wear the same pants every day

teenagegaywad:

theodorepython:

coyotescorner:

peculiaraura:

itscandidlycaratempurl:

Friendly reminder this show was filmed in front of a live studio audience in one take.

And that all sitcom laugh tracks are taken from this show because the laughter was so sincere.

friendly reminder that this show was fuckin awesome

And most of the people who were recorded laughing are dead now. When you hear people laughing in sitcoms today, it’s the recorded laughter of dead people.

Well that escalated quickly

chotheho:

trying to train a weak pokemon and it faints so you bring in your strongest pokemon and absolutely murder them in revenge

macaroni and cheese